Night Owl

Last night, I went out, and did not get home until around 4 in the morning. I had work at 8am, so I had to be up by 7am in order to get ready and make it on time. I managed about 2 hours of sleep.

My parents were in the area car shopping, so they brought me food, since I did not have time to grab anything and I'm not allowed to leave my job site on my shift. After they drop off the food, my mom tells me the lamest thing I have ever heard. She says "You can't go soaring with the eagles if you are always out hooting with the owls."

Please god let me have been adopted.....