He Asked For It

My boyfriend is going to kill me for posting this, so it better be read and appreciated.

Yesterday, I went over to my boyfriend's place to stay the night, and I got there a little early, so I just chilled out and read a book until he came from the gym. When he got home, he seemed a little bummed, but I figured it was just his usual blues from hating San Jose and wanting to move. It wasn't. The truth eventually came out.

As he was cooking dinner, he mumbles this comment about how shitty his day was, and ends it with the phrase "this homosexual at the gym grabbed my ass." This, of course, immediately grabs my attention and I ask him to explain further.

The story is, there is some weird guy who goes to his gym who is always creeping everyone out and acting strange. Yesterday, he came in again and started talking to my boyfriend, who was getting annoyed, and figured the guy was on some serious drugs and told him to go away. A little later the guy walks by and grabs my boyfriend's ass. He gets really pissed and tells the guy to get lost, that he does not want to hear an explanation, and he just needs to go away before he hits him. The guy comes by a little later, and my boyfriend gives him a chance to explain. The guy's excuse is that he is possessed by a demon, and that he thought that my boyfriend wanted him to do it.

So of course, my boyfriend gets pissed and puts in a complaint. Only to find out is was not the first complaint made against the guy today. Another man put in a complaint saying the guy was staring at him lewdly in the shower. I told my boyfriend if he ever sees the guy at the gym again, he should call the cops.